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What the hell's a cougar?

Oh, and the last sentence confuses me... so, you wanna know who I see in my head as the clerk? Ashton Cucher... Funny as hell.

Posted by Glossy Newsman B at 08-23-2003 02:10am


"Cougar" is slang for middle-aged divorced woman... but, I can see how you foreigners could misunderstand that bit of slang. I will change it when I'm not lazy. :P

Posted by AChimp at 08-23-2003 09:20am


Good ol' Family foods, hard dee har har. I bet dave wishes the cougars hit on him ;)
Don't forget to talk like a pirate on International talk like a pirate day Sepember 19th, yar! mmmmmm yar mmm yar mmm yar!

Posted by Jonny at 09-17-2003 12:10am


hey i really thought that it wuz great...wut about you?

Posted by Sweet Suga Hunny Buns at 12-02-2004 07:32pm


a 70 year old woman grab my friends ass @ safeway last summer...

Posted by sp3k at 04-09-2005 02:34am


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