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Hitler may be one of the most psychotic people of the twentieth century, but, damn, did he have a lot of friends! Dozens of men wanting to get a piece of the action, and dozens of women wanting to get a piece of the rumoured "uber-meat"... Hitler had it all.

Unfortunately, most of the pictures that were taken of the F�hrer and his close friends were lost or stolen during the aftermath of World War II, so we are now forced to create what we think the photos may have looked like.

Using the latest in Photoshop technology, The Daily Bull has taken it upon itself to reunite the lonely Adolph with his friends and publish them as desktop wallpapers.

Hitler was a big fan of action movies, and one of the all-time greatest action heroes that he admired was Gary Busey. Not only did the F�hrer love Busey's movies, but he also shared Busey's love of meatball sandwiches and they frequently ate together.

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After seeing the bad press which Budweiser officials received following their depiction of Jesus in one of their ad campaigns, Guinness decided to reconsider their latest before it launched at all.

Props to glowbelly and FatSatan.

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Wherever there's news, there's Wolf Blitzer. During the reign of the Third Reich, Blitzer was frequently spotted interviewing Hitler and filming first-hand news reports, many of which were never viewed by the Allied public due to difficulties in smuggling film reels in wine bottles.

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It's been long known that Osama bin Laden, pictured here along with chief advisor Ayman Al-Zawahiri, have been associated with Hitler many times. The Fuhrer recruited many Muslim fanatics during WWII to provide the Nazi war-machine with oil and to come up with new ways of killing Jews.

Facists and crazy Arabs make poor bedfellows and several assassination attempts against Hitler have been attributed to Middle East fundamentalists. This photo was taken moments after a gunshot rang out during a Nazi conference; note that Bin Laden and Al-Zawahiri appear unconcerned.

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Michael Jackson was a test subject in early Nazi genetic and surgical experimentation. The sole survivor in a "batch" of one hundred, MJ quickly established himself as the model clone and posterboy for superhuman movement. His main advantage was the ability to disguise himself as a member of either sex. He is seen here hiding in a girls only school during a visit by Hitler.

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David Hasselhoff is perhaps one of the most evil of Hitler's cronies. During the aftermath of WWII, he hid himself deep under the French Alps in a stasis chamber, and reappeared in the late 70's to wreak havoc on the world in the form of Knight Rider, Baywatch and several soap opera guest appearances.

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All the evidence suggests that George W. Bush, current President of the United States, was a close friend of Adolf's. Why else would he attempt to create a global gas chamber by not passing environmental bills?

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