Hitler may be one of the most psychotic people of the twentieth century, but, damn, did he have a lot of
friends! Dozens of men wanting to get a piece of the action, and dozens of women wanting to get a piece of the
rumoured "uber-meat"... Hitler had it all.
Unfortunately, most of the pictures that were taken of the F�hrer and his close friends were lost or stolen
during the aftermath of World War II, so we are now forced to create what we think the photos may have looked
Using the latest in Photoshop technology, The Daily Bull has taken it upon itself to reunite the lonely Adolph with
his friends and publish them as desktop wallpapers.
Hitler was a big fan of action movies, and one of the all-time greatest action heroes that he
admired was Gary Busey. Not only did the F�hrer love Busey's movies, but he also shared Busey's
love of meatball sandwiches and they frequently ate together.
Wherever there's news, there's Wolf Blitzer. During the reign of the Third Reich, Blitzer was frequently
spotted interviewing Hitler and filming first-hand news reports, many of which were never viewed by the
Allied public due to difficulties in smuggling film reels in wine bottles.
It's been long known that Osama bin Laden, pictured here along with chief advisor Ayman Al-Zawahiri,
have been associated with Hitler many times. The Fuhrer recruited many Muslim fanatics during WWII to
provide the Nazi war-machine with oil and to come up with new ways of killing Jews.
Facists and crazy Arabs make poor bedfellows and several assassination attempts against Hitler have been
attributed to Middle East fundamentalists. This photo was taken moments after a gunshot rang out during
a Nazi conference; note that Bin Laden and Al-Zawahiri appear unconcerned.
Michael Jackson (as seen on Stileproject.com with no credit to us!)
Michael Jackson was a test subject in early Nazi genetic and surgical experimentation. The sole survivor
in a "batch" of one hundred, MJ quickly established himself as the model clone and posterboy for superhuman
movement. His main advantage was the ability to disguise himself as a member of either sex. He is seen here
hiding in a girls only school during a visit by Hitler.
David Hasselhoff is perhaps one of the most evil of Hitler's cronies. During the aftermath of WWII,
he hid himself deep under the French Alps in a stasis chamber, and reappeared in the late 70's to
wreak havoc on the world in the form of Knight Rider, Baywatch and several soap opera
All the evidence suggests that George W. Bush, current President of the United States, was a
close friend of Adolf's. Why else would he attempt to create a global gas chamber by not passing