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Q. Why do crack addicts eat their own feces?
El Gimpy - January 28, 2002

A. Well, El Gimpo, crack addicts aren't as stupid as you might think. Sure, they're addicted to drugs and sell handjobs to make extra money, but it takes a special kind of person to be a successful addict.

The main goal of the addict is to stay high. Now, drugs cost money, and for a homeless motherfucker lying in an alley, money is usually a problem. Eating their own feces is a cost-cutting measure, just like drinking their piss.

You see, a person's body processes the drug, and deposits all the drug that you ingest/inject in your bodily waste products. By consuming their waste, crack addicts can reclaim those drugs, thus making a single hit stretch for a few days.

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