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BACK FROM THE DEAD 4 YEARS LATER.

Q. OUR BOSS IS BEING INDUCTED INTO THE BOWLING HALL OF FAME AND WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN APPROPRIATE GIFT WOULD BE PLEASE? THANK YOU.
Annaleis Coakley - September 26, 2002

A. OKAY, ANNA, I THINK I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION NOW? IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

What's the matter, girl? Someone jizz all over your keyboard and get a bunch of them stuck? I'm willing to bet that it was your boss that did it, too. I can just see him opening the envelope and becoming increasingly giddier with every word that he reads. Eventually, he has a raging hard-on and is all turned on because he is being inducted into the Bowling Hall of Fame. The fucking Hall of Fame.

It's too much for him to handle... he needs a release... what's that? A keyboard! But who's keyboard is it? What does it matter anymore?!?!? *SPOOGE!*

You know it's true, Anna. I suggest you buy him some Kleenex so he can damn well clean up after himself.

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