According to the Bible, we are all sinners. Even babies sin. However, if we all trundle
off to the nearest priest and hand him a wad of dough, he'll rubber stamp us out of a few
centuries in Purgatory.
But why should only the rich be fast-tracked into the afterlife? And why should the poor be
forced to ask a creepy 2000-year-old dead guy for forgiveness instead of being able to talk
so someone more responsive? Why not ask a guy that only died a few years ago to put in
a good word for you... FOR FREE!
That's right! I have gone out of my way to become an Authorized Indulgence Vendor. Confess your sin
to me, Old Uncle Jebus.